Monday, April 20, 2009

Wii Fit Hates Mii!!!!

So I am writing this blog from my phone! How amazing is technology seriously k anyways....

We got the game wii fit today because I thought of would be able for me to work out while at home with the baby!!!

After the first 5 minutes playing this game my self esteem went right out the window... First of all it weighs you and tells me for my age an height I am "almost" over weight.... Then my little mii person blows up like a balloon how frigin cute... NOT!!!

It then goes on to tell me I have the fitness level of a 39 year old ha and I can't believe at this point I didn't use the disc as a frisbee (here duke fetch) but I gave it a chance and did the exercises which kcked my asss!!!

So I have come to the conclusion that even though I don't think I am "almost" over weight I'll play this damn game ever day in hopes the by mii will shed a few pounds as well as my thighs

Wishful thinking

Friends Come and Friends Go

So if you know me well you will know that I have had the same two BFF's My whole life. Luxiana and Brittni. We met at daycare at the ripe young age of 6 months and haven't left each others sides since.... well until now.

Luxi and I were always the closest of us three but when Luxi and Brit went to college and I moved to Virginia I stayed in touch with Brittni more because she seemed to make time and effort for our long distance friendship.

Well recently I got into an argument with Luxi's mom because she was saying shit about my brother and I was sick to death of letting her bad mouth me and my family (you should know that she bad mouths anything that breathes other then her kids) so i stuck up for my family and all hell broke loose I was kicked out of their house at 1 am and the next day she called my mom and said even more rude things making my mom cry ugh it was a big huge mess.

Everyone else there that night told me I did nothing wrong and they would have done the same. Well three weeks go by and Luxi still wouldn't talk to me. So me being the bigger person calls her mom and apologizes for my actions. Even though i did nothing wrong. So then Lux and I sorta begin talking. And we see each other on Friday night at a wine tasting/ pampered chef/ purse party.

Earlier in the day she texted me all excited to see me and cailey and wants to take pictures and all that jazz. But when I get there its a totally different story she acted just like her damn mother. I swear if i had met her that night I would have called her a bitch and never made friends with her.

So what am supposed to do. keep pursuing something where I am putting 105% in or cut my losses join the FRG and meet women who I obviously have more in common with these days.

Ugh Blah is all I have to say about that situation.

In other news My Baby is going to be 9 months old next week how crazy is that. She isn't crawling yet so of course i am spending my days googling how to make your baby crawl and if its normal for her not to be. The Internet sucks for a hypochondriac like me ha!

She still isn't sleeping through the night and my rude pediatrician tells me its my fault and i need to be the mean one and take her bottle away. I cannot do that because she throws temper tantrums now and makes her self sick if she gets too worked up and id rather not change her bed linens at 3 am. But seriously is there any way to make her sleep short of drugging her? Because I am sooo tirrreddd!!!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

New at This Whole Blogging Business

I have a Very good friend who religiously blogs and i spend my evenings after the LO is in bed laughing and oohing and awwing at the family i swear I'd drop anything for and join. So i thought hey maybe i could be a blogger so we shall see how this goes!!






This is Me! (well the only recent picture I could find of myself that wasn't of me crashing one of my high school BFF's Colleges for the night) I am a 19 year old white female. I am a mother and it isn't one of those OMG, LIKE, SHE'S WAY TOO YOUNG kind of things because I do a kick ass job as Mommy. I am also a wife which eh isn't my favorite job title because of the chores that go along with it but i manage. Dishes and Laundry were never something I wanted to add as skills to my resume at this point in life but I can now say I know how to get the shit stains out of white onsies like a Pro!!!

This is my baby girl aka the cutest little girl in the state of the snowy northCailey May is 8 1/2 months old now and is an amazingly happy baby. She still doesn't sleep through the night (and yet she is still loved for inturupting the beauty sleep) and she is now up to 6 teethies. Freaks me out to see her smile with all those pearly whites. She weighed 8 lbs 15 ozs when born and is now up to a whopping 20.15 lbs. My friend Joelle once told me I would build up mommy muscles. I wonder now if i have to have my second child before I get those because after 8 months still no muscles in these flabby arms.



This is My husband Eric. He is 23 and in the Navy on submarines oooh exciting!! Not if you have to hear about them all the time or get asked about them all the time. Apparently having a navy keychain is a conversation starter at the damn supermarket.


THEM: "ooh are you in the Navy"


ME: "No my husband is" (wanting to say no do i frigin look like it)


THEM: "which ship is he on"


ME: "actually he's on submarines"


THEM: "Oh i dont think i could ever do that"


ME: "Me Neither" (wanting to say this dumb conversation proves to me your not smart enough to work a sub"


back to Eric, He and I met my freshman year in high school, He was a senior I was a freshman we went to prom we fell in love bada bing bada boom 4 years later married 10 months later baby!



Oh and We can't forget Duke our purebred wayyy to expensive English Bulldog. I despise him 75% of the time definitly not a Marley and Me Kind of love there. But Cailey loves this dumb dog so he stays...

Alright i have spent entirly too much of this morning blogging and not enough feeding my child and getting ready for work I shall post later because i love talking about myself :)